The Wittertainment Cinema Code of Conduct

All cinema trips on MFR oblige by the Wittertainment Code of Conduct – the definitive behavioral practice of cinema going.

4 thoughts on “The Wittertainment Cinema Code of Conduct

  1. The sad thing is, many people manage to break all 10 rules in one cinema visit including the curiously absent “No Fidgeting” rule. And arriving late and asking others to move seats for them. We have a whole thread on FMUK about latecomers and other nuisances: http://www.fmuk.org.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4202
    And stop the nervous foot-wiggling if you sit in my line of vision! Or any other fidgeting! Sit still! And don’t hum along to the music either! Basically, my ideal cinema watcher is the one who turns into a pillar of salt upon hitting his/her seat. No moving, no eating, no talking, no texting or walking to the loo – no breathing if you can. Occasional laughter is allowed but only if the scene is really funny.

  2. Haha I think there are some good ones there that should be added. Especially agree with laughter being moderated sufficiently. I really don’t believe it’s possible to find EVERYTHING funny, especially when it blatantly isn’t 😉

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